VOTAIT INC. IS CHANGING DIRECTIONS!

STARTING IMMEDIATELY VOTAIT WILL BE KNOWN AS VOTABASKETS!

Due to the severity of the current economic downturn, VotaIT Inc. will be changing its name and company directions.  We will now offer custom designed hand woven wicker baskets.  Made with the same dedication and attention to detail you have come to expect from VotaIT Inc. But in an easy to carry basket great for pick nicks, puppies, kittens, aliens that want to go home, or the occasional orphan.

However, we can’t just offer you great baskets for your, well basket needs; we must also make them high-tech.  The basket above for instance comes complete with GPS navigation, Wi-Fi, and 3G network connectivity.  We invite you to take any of our more than 30,000 baked models for a test carry anytime.  Prices range from the very affordable $250.00 models to our Supreme Basket Extraordinaire coming it at a whopping $45,000.00. 

Whatever your basket needs we are sure you will find that VotaBasket is a perfect fit. 

Don’t forget, when you’re buying all those handmade VotaBaskets, You will need a way of keeping track of them.  May we recommend our one of a kind Basket Case?  It’s the perfect solution.  We must warn you though, it is extremely unstable, and must be washed with a Twinkie and Diet Coke solution 3 – 4 times a day.  When you call to place your basket order be sure to ask for the Ted Rodifer Basket Case.  The operator will know exactly what you are talking about.

If you hadn’t guessed yet, this is an April Fools prank and not a real VotaIT announcement.